What's the easiest way to make fake blood?
cut a fake person.
Monday, June 24, 2013
Friday, June 21, 2013
Interview at Mcdonalds
Couple days ago I went in for an interview at Mcdonalds. Not my proudest moment in life. The guy who was interviewing me was somewhere in his 50's. After a little back and forth through the interview process he stares at his paper for a moment looks up at me and says, "I like your spunk son." I respond with, "I don't recall bustin a nut sir..."
Like I'd really cream over working at Mcdonalds...
Glad to say i didn't get the job.
Like I'd really cream over working at Mcdonalds...
Glad to say i didn't get the job.
Monday, June 17, 2013
True love
I love my wife.
Earlier today I handcuffed her ankles to her wrists, then left the room and made a sandwich.
Nothing quite says I love you like a turkey on rye.
Earlier today I handcuffed her ankles to her wrists, then left the room and made a sandwich.
Nothing quite says I love you like a turkey on rye.
Sunday, June 16, 2013
Glass replica
I recently had made for me a glass replica of my penis, in the form of a bong...
that way when girls come over to smoke weed, they have options when I say kiss the tip.
that way when girls come over to smoke weed, they have options when I say kiss the tip.
Saturday, June 15, 2013
War and Peace
It took Leo Tolstoy six years to write "War and Peace". While impressive by past standards.. I find it lazy...
Six years to write three words...
and "I" smoke too much weed...
Six years to write three words...
and "I" smoke too much weed...
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